"The Naked Mole Rap"
Kim Possible Soundtrack
Artist: Ron Stoppable

Yo’, listen up, have a holla from Ron.
“Naked Mole Rap” is the name of the song. (Word!)
Here’s a story in all its glory.
Ain’t hidin’ nothin’, don’t know what the truth is how Ron met Rufus
Never heard a cat bark,
Never heard a puppy purr,
My dad’s allergic to every kind of cat fur,
So I surfed for hairless pets on the internet, Saw a jpeg of a pink thing…
Gonna need sunscreen!

What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right, it’s the naked mole-rat.)
Come on y’all, let the girlies sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
Un huh! What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right, it’s the naked mole rat.)
Hey, wait, I can’t hear the girls sing!)
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)

I heard a Smartie Mart was having’ a sale
on the hairless pink rodent with a long, skinny tail.
(That’s me!)
It seemed to me this could be a solution,
The perfect pet for my dad’s sensitive constitution.
So the manager came to open the cage,
He said, “You know this pet’s hairless?”
I said, “I couldn’t care less!”
Handed him to me, said, “Be careful don’t drop it, and do you want the cage?”
“No, I’ll keep him in my pocket.”
(Yay-hay!)

What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right, it’s the naked mole-rat.)
Come on y’all, let the girlies sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
(Oh, yeah)
What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right, it’s the naked mole-rat.)
Gonna buy me some bling-bling!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)

(Ooh, super freaky)
Guitar baby! Uh! What are we missing here?
(Rufus, the naked mole rat!)

Can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Oh, can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Look at the camera, say “Cheese!”
(Cheese!)
Smile for the camera, say “Cheese!”
(Cheese!)
Oh, can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Look at the camera, say “Cheese!”
(Cheese!)
I’d smile for the camera, say “Cheese!”

We’ve heard of Bueno Nacho, chimerito and a taco.
Always grande size it. Why not? I’m buyin’!
Rufus in my pocket, you can’t stop it, can’t top it,
Don’t drop it, you might just pop it!
Rufus and Ron Stoppable with our best friend Kim Possible.
We’re not afraid of any attack.
I say, “Yo KP, we’ve got your back!”

(Hai-yah!)

What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right, it’s the naked mole-rat.)
Come on y’all, let the girlies sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
Un huh! What is that? Super freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right, it’s the naked mole rat.)
Hey, wait, I can’t hear those girls sing!)
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)

Yeah! This ain’t no, no freak-o!
Yeah, that’s right, it’s the naked mole rap!
This ain’t no, no disco!
Come on y’all, it’s the naked mole rap!
This ain’t no, no chico/Shego!
Yeah, that’s right it’s the naked mole rap!
This ain’t no, no wrong-o!
Come on y’all, it’s the naked mole rap.
Listen to the naked mole rat!
Muah! buy-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye…)